Music is vital to any culture. Music helps us to express our desires. To regale our adventures. To lament the mistakes of our past. Music helps us to educate and impart as much as explore and discover. But how did music come to be? After all, cro-magnon man didn't simply walk into a local GuitarCave and buy a Fishbone Bass.
caveman music was fucking sweet.
musically delicious.
That's heita3, a Japanese man who is pushing the boundary on playing with your food. I salute you, sir! You as well, ragtagbag. There are literally thousands of examples of people making music out of junk on the Internet. Or musicians who heavily modify current instruments. Why? Because they can. There's no limits, beyond what space-time and your own ingenuity will allow. Ask the dude who made the jellyfish theremin. Or the maker of the mini-koto. How about the guy who plays the Legend of Zelda theme with goddamned lightning bolts? Even if your not great at craftsmanship, there are a plethora of options available. Glass bottle panflute, anyone? Now you can get drunk and stumble through Don't Stop Believing without even leaving the house! Wanna try your hand at strumming and singing? Cardboard ukulele! Like playing Guitar Hero? Why don't you learn how to actually play that thing?
Our next song is called,
"Red, red, yellow. Red, red, blue.
I like boobies. What's for lunch?"
"This is all very cool and stimulating", I hear you saying, "But I know nothing of musical theory or engineering. Surely I can't become the next Jon Gomm". Sure you can. As usual, there are tons of websites ready to help you make something tonally awesome. Instructables is full of hundreds of DIY tutorials, many of which are music related. You can also check the Music Instrument Makers Forum for information on the different aspects of building. Still not finding what you need to make your dream banjo? Just Google search it and somebody's shown you how! Want to try augmenting that old guitar from high school? Take a page from The Presidents of the United States of America and turn it into a GuitBass. Or a Basitar. There's a cool website that teaches you how to make a theremin out of a Wii-mote. Or this one that shows you how to make a harmonica out of a comb and some paper.
For blues smoother than Dom Perignon
Whatever sound you're looking for, there's a way to make it in your own home. There's a resource online to show you how. There's a video out there waiting to demonstrate it for you, whether it requires years of woodworking skill or is so simple you can help your six-year-old make one.
or your six-year-old-at-heart
We live in a world of unlimited technology and information, and Do-It-Yourself projects have never been more accessible. As the Internet grows and our means to connect to it become easier, music will continue to evolve and adapt. It's a very exciting time to be creative.
So what do a cardboard box, a wooden paddle, and a vegetable all have in common (besides all having grown out of the ground at one point)? They can all be used to make kickass music. Now you know.
Exactly.